Nothing feels better than enjoying a good old belly laugh – and we have the jokes that are guaranteed to make your school friends and colleagues do just that! (We apologise in advance for how bad some of these are, but we hope they make you smile nonetheless!)
1. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
2. I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.
3. What school do you greet people in? Hi School!
“I needed a password eight characters long,
so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.”
5. Why did Johnny take a ruler to bed? Because he wanted to see how long he slept
6. What would happen if you took the school bus home? The police would make you bring it back!
“Hey, did your Geography teacher tell you what the newest US state is?”
“I don’t know, but Alaska.”
8. What did the computer student say to the language student after he made a mistake? You made a programmer error
9. What kind of meals do math teachers eat? Square meals!
The first day of school, I signed up for Maths, English, Science and Geography…
the rest, as they say, is History
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